Artemis Fowl Movie Review

Artemis Fowl Movie Review

Artemis Fowl Movie Review

When I heard that Disney was going to make a movie based on the Artemis Fowl books, I got pretty excited, as did many others. 

Artemis Fowl, a SUPER popular middle grade series by Eoin Colfer, was recently adapted to the silver screen, and released early to Disney Plus…and it’s getting KILLED by critics.

My take—its not amazing, but it’s not as bad as they say.

First off, my expectations were high, too. My family has a fond spot in our hearts for the Artemis Fowl series. My children read some, or all of the series when they were in middle grade and high school. I’ve even read some of the books, and found the stories to be rich, and full of action, mystery, and great world building.

And, therein lies some of the criticism. The books were so adored that this movie had critics waiting in line well before opening night, as many do when their source material is so beloved. That said, the movie is not without its faults, but, take heart because there’s a lot to like, too, especially if you’re quarantined in your house, looking for something to do to help pass the time.

Let’s start off with a few positives.

The Cast

First of all, there is a strong cast in this movie. You’ve probably heard of actors such as, Judi Dench, Colin Ferril, Josh Gad, and Nonso Anozie, among others. They all did their jobs well. There were even some great performances by actors I hadn’t heard of, especially, Lara McDonnell, who played the fairy Holly Short. She was fantastic, and really brought a key role to life. 

All that said, one of the most critical roles was that of Artemis, our criminal mastermind protagnist, and frankly, I just didn’t enjoy the actor’s performance (Ferdia Shaw).

While he might have been directed to act this way, he reminded me of the male equivalent to Bella Swan from the Twilight series: stiff, distant, and maybe a little too stoic for my liking.  In the books, I always saw Artemis as emotionally distant when he had to be, but in his core, there was a lot of heart behind the genius. This just didn’t come through for me in the movie. It didn’t destroy the whole expierience for me, but it didn’t help.


Special effects and Action

For me, the main attraction ended up being the special effects. Watching the movie in 4k HDR really made for a visually stuning experience. The fairy armor, the technology overlays, and explosions and magic, and even (especially) when the big dwarf opened his jaws to eat rocks (and let them fly :)) it all made for good viewing. 

Moreover, the movie picked up in its enjoyment level when we got the action (no surprise, given I’m calling out the special effects as the strength of the movie, and that’s when the action typically requires it.)

Story Integrity

Outside of some of the acting, and the major hit the movie takes from critics tends to revolve around either the story’s faithfulness to the books, or just how the movie went about the storytelling. 

Some watches have claimed to be confused by the plot, and that it was unecessarily hard to follow. That wasn’t my experience, but I had read the books. 

Not discimilar to the Percy Jackson adaptation of the books to movies, I think most fans were upset with how the movie wandered off, perhaps, a little too far. My son cried out in protest, actually, when the movie mentioned that Artemis’ mother had died (she hadn’t in book 1, and she was a major motivational driver for Artemis). I believe its these departures that have incited fans.

All in all, it was a solid show. The books are better, but this is worth a watch if you like science fiction and fantasy, and you’re looking for something to do to get through Covid-19. 

I’d give this movie 2.75 (rounded to 3) out of 5 time stops


Star Wars: Force Collector Review

Star Wars: Force Collector Review

Karr is a seemingly normal teenage boy, but he has a little secret. He gets headaches and blacks out when he touches certain objects.


Because he’s a force sensitive, that’s why. It’s like he force flashes the experience of any object that he touches that has history with the force. These flashes can be visions of people he doesn’t know, or places he’s never been, or events that don’t always make sense in time or place. 

Other than that, he’s just your average galactic teenager. He has to go to school, help his parents with their business, and probably enjoys tinkering around with speeders and droids, and shooting womp rats, too.

As you might expect, Karr’s family is worried that he isn’t well, and they spend lot of time and resources on doctors and medical care for him. But his grandmother has a different opinion. She feels like his headaches and visions come from the force–that they mean something.

Once grandma plants that idea in his head, Karr starts to wonder about his place in the universe. Karr needs answers. He contemplates these Jedi that his grandmother mentioned. Do they still exist? Are they reaching out to him, somehow? Does he have the force, and if it does, what’s his destiny? What if the First Order finds out about him?

Karr has so many questions that he’s propelled into action. He starts collecting historical artifacts, hoping to touch his way to a true Jedi relic that will give him a vision strong enough to teach him the ways of the Jedi, or lead him to someone who can.

This story is his journey to come closer to the force. He makes friends, and they start on a fun adventure that takes them all over the galaxy, quest hopping, until he eventually finds his way, and his own place with the force. 

This is a good book. I’d give it 4 force faints out of 5. Check it out on audio, like I did. Euan Morton is a great narrator.


Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Review

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Review

“She is not who you think she is.”

Whether or not you have even seen a Star Wars movie, watched a cartoon, played a video game, read a comic, witnessed the take over of May the 4th, or consumed one of the many novels in Star Wars lore, I’d be willing to bet you have at least heard of it in some form or another, whether you realized it or not. Star Wars has become part of pop culture, and so, I don’t feel like I’m exaggerating when I say that generations have been waiting to for this moment—for this final movie.

Let’s start with a little background. This generation’s Star Wars final trilogy began with J.J. Abram’s The Force Awakens. The movie is set 30 years after after the fall of the galactic empire. While the empire has been destroyed, a new order, called The First Order, arises from its ashes lead by a Sith apprentice named Kylo Ren. When a rouge storm trooper gives into his sense of right and wrong and defects from The First Order, he steals a tie fighter and crashes on a planet called Jakku, only to discover Rey, a force sensitive that seems to have mystrious ties to the Skywalkers. They band together with Han Solo, Chewbaca, the Resistance, and others to search for the missing Luke Skywalker with the hope that the last Jedi can help them overthrow evil again, and restore peace and balance to the galaxy.

The subsequent movie, The Last Jedi, revolves around Rey and her growing desire to learn the ways of the Force at the hand of Luke Skywalker.  Luke has his reasons for resisting the call to teach Rey, and these are revealed as the plot unfolds. We learn of a connection he has with Kylo Ren, and how that ties all of them together. We also learn how this influenced Luke’s decision to go into hiding, and to renounce the way of the Jedi. In the end, the events of The Last Jedi begin to weave a connection between Rey and Kylo Ren that would ultimately be resolved in final movie, The Rise of Skywalker.


My son and I saw the latest movie on opening day, and we really enjoyed it.

At a high level, The Rise of Skywalker is as epic as movies come. It’s big, loud, action-packed, colorful and explosive, and sensitive and heart wrenching, too. It was almost everything we could have expected—and it needed to be–given the endless possibilities that could wrap up this series, and the generations of fans that have had years to dream big, and to let their expectations wander the galaxy. J.J. Abrams needed to deliver once again, and in our opinion, he did.

The Rise of Skywalker is rooted in the news that The Emperor Palpatine, who has been long been presumed dead all these years, is in fact, alive and well, and sending threats across the galaxy. 

Kylo Ren, in search of Palpatine, the only true challenger to his new-found rule and power, finds an old Sith wayfinder, which should lead him to the emperor’s very secret location so he can destroy him once and for all. 

The Rise of Skywalker story line is very busy as there are so many relationships, plot threads, and events to weave together and tie off.  It really takes you for a ride.

You’ll visit familiar places like Mustafar, and encounter new places as well, like Kef Bir, but even creepy places like Kijimi, and Exegol, Palpatine’s hidden Sith planet. You’ll meet old friends like Lando Calrissian, and hear from a ton of favorite characters through the force (I won’t be more detailed than that). There are some new characters too, but I don’t want to give any of that away and ruin your enjoyment.

Suffice it to say that the plot for The Rise of Skywalker revolves around a race to Palpatine, and the relationship between Rey and Kylo Ren and who will sit on Palpatine’s thrown and wield the power to control the galaxy, for good or for ill. It’s Resistance vs. First Order, it’s Jedi vs. Sith, it’s past vs present. It’s Star Wars in all its epic awesomeness. 


So, what’s the punchline?

I’d give Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 4 out of 5 force ghosts. Go see the movie, and you’ll see what I mean. 


The Mandalorian Review: Chapter 1

The Mandalorian Review: Chapter 1

If you’re a long-time Star Wars fan, and have kept up with this generation’s movies, you’re probably aware of the reported drama and disappointment around the brand over the last few years (a quick YouTube search will take you down a sad rabbit hole.) Some argue that a political agenda may be motivating the franchise’s recent decisions, and others simply feel like the recent Star Wars movies haven’t lived up to the brand’s heritage and mystique. My intent with this review isn’t to get into all that. That said, wherever your opinion lies, I think its safe to say that Star Wars fans just want good content. We know it’s universe is rich with possibilities, and we want to see them realized.

Enter The Mandalorian, a new space western Star Wars series available only on Disney’s new streaming service, Disney+.

The blurb from the series page reads as follows. “After the fall of the Empire, a lone gunfighter makes his way through the lawless galaxy.”

Mandalorians are known across the galaxy as trained assassins, bounty hunters, and the like, and our main character in this series is no different. Though, that’s not to say he is without heart–more on that later.

Chapter 1 opens as the Mandalorian comes on the windy, icy scene, referencing his tracking beacon, as he closes in on his target.

(light spoilers ahead)

He enters a space bar, and space bare things ensue. There’s a few patrons roughing someone up, and that someone happens to be the Mandalorian’s bounty (target for capture). A fight breaks out, and our main character is toting his bounty across the galaxy. 

Upon delivering his cargo to his customer at another cantina, the Mandalorian begins inquiring about additional bounties. It quickly becomes clear that the next job is much more nefarious: off the record, untracked, and underground. There is no bounty puck to identify his target, and very little information about how to proceed.

The intrigue picks up quickly as the Mandalorian visits a  kind of former Empire official who insisted on meeting face to face to exchange information, and to present the Mandalorian with his down payment for the job.  This sets the Mandalorian off on his adventure to retrieve a very special target. 

All in all, I really enjoyed sitting down with my son to watch this. We both loved it. I’ve seen it twice already in the last 48 hours.

4/5 Bounty pucks!

If you’ve been starving for some fresh Star Wars content that doesn’t feel like a rinse and repeat of the traditional formula, but still retains the charm and appeal of Han Solo and what would have been his world, then you’ll probably enjoy this. The twist/reveal at the end had us bouncing around the living room. If you’re a fan, go check it out!  


Scythe Review

Scythe Review

I’d give Scythe 4 gleanings out of 5.

This is a fun book filled with well-rounded characters, an engaging plot, and a very interesting world draped in religious overtones with hints of sci-fi. For me, this amounted to a curious mix of environment and feeling that the author, Neal Shusterman, pulls off well.

Scythe is set in a distant future but feels like its set in the near future in some ways. Countries are organized and named a bit differently, but they still feel familiar. America is called midmerica, for example, and you’d recognize many of the same things we do today, like pool parties. But there are bigger things that are quite a bit different from our world today. Civilization is more, well, “civilized.” There is no real crime, and, ironically, everyone has agreed to let the Scythes, modern-day grim reapers, stalk the world and “glean” people in order to keep the population totals under control. The book explores how people hold the honorable Scythes on a pedestal and the various human traits that surface in an environment with those dynamics. Very interesting stuff.

Technology has also evolved. The cloud *(Internet and data accessible from anywhere) has become the Thunderhead, a benevolent overseeing Skynet type that is in the background of the story until… it’s not.

Nanites have been made available to everyone to help them heal, or deal with the pain that would have been experienced in the “age of man.” Society can even leverage the nanites to shape or reshape their bodies to their liking.

This makes the whole notion of killing almost moot. If someone dies, they are “deadish,” and can be revived at a healing center. Only when someone is gleaned (or burned) are they truly gone, and beyond help.

In short, the plot revolves around two children that are selected to become Scythe apprentices, both under one single honorable Scythe—an unprecedented move. Their worlds are turned upside down as they come together only to get torn apart by warring factions and belief systems within the Scythe conclave.

What results is a fantastic adventure that easily held my attention, and drug me along for the wonderful ride.



The Crimes of Grindelwald Movie Review

The Crimes of Grindelwald Movie Review


I’d give Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald 3 wands out of 5

(It should probably be 2.5 wands, but out of respect for Ollivander and not wanting to break a wand in half…)

My son and I went to see Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald this weekend, and for the second time seeing a movie in The Fantastic Beasts series, I walked away feeling bewildered, and disappointed. Not just at the confusing plot lines, mind you, but at how a movie with such a great cast, and such a wonderfully rich world like Harry Potter’s can continue to execute on movies in this way.

Alas, I’m probably sounding too critical.

The cast was very good. Johnny Depp was fantastic, but not to overshadow the great performances by everyone else, really. The acting was great across the board, in my opinion, no issues there.

The material has a ton of potential. It’s the Harry Potter universe, after all. The back story on the world, and some of these characters has left fans wanting more for years. Grindelwald… the American version of Hogwarts and the Ministry of Magic over here… young Dumbledore…Lot’s to work with. Perhaps that was the issue.

The problem was the movie was just okay, and for me, that was largely due to the plot. You have a story of Grindelwald, his escape, and his attempt to win over the magical world with his seductive charm. That seemed to be the main theme they tried to convey. That’s all well and good, I suppose, but the other plot lines were more interesting to me. They should have been explored more thoroughly, and explained better. I won’t go into them because they lead to spoilers, and this is a spoiler free review. Instead, we get a fake love triangle, a hint at Dumbledore and Grindelwald’s past relationship, and other, either meaningless, or under developed storylines that just muddy the plot that’s brought to the forefront.

All in all, I feel like the movie tried to do too much with the wrong stories, and didn’t dive deeply enough into the ones I wanted to know more about.  This resulted in my disappointment on two fronts. First, the plot feeling all over the place, and slightly confusing, and second, the plot being relative to something I didn’t care much about. Furthermore, all the twists in the movie were apparent to me, except the last one, which is a big one, and that one even fell flat because of how it was delivered. 

I’m sure I’ll buy the movie when it comes out because it’s a Harry Potter movie, and because I want to give it another chance. Of course, that’s what I said about the last one…sigh.

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